Deluxe Collection

Here’s me on the telecaster  in case you’re interested in what I do with an electric babe. 🪽

Starting CH1 of Moby Dick at “But I Digress” this afternoon. It’s a whale dear friends. Ride the novel with me? Foghorns set to stun.

I like when birdies tune in.

https://music.apple.com/ng/artist/damien-riley/1763753858Damien Riley on Apple Music

Does Moby Dick Weigh Down The Sea? A math problem.

Not a math major.

If I put empty glass jars without lids in a pot of boiling water to heat clean them. Q: Outside the vat, will the vat weigh more? Does weightlessness in water play in?

Who needs Common Core when you have a Motley Fool!?!?

Get on this you red followers, my

beaches and horrors!?!? (⛱️s &😱s)

Uncle DAme

Street Team Task Request 41: Spotify

Please commit to keeping it in heavy rotation. Thx ✌️

Damien

No Bitch, Not “Back 4 Good,” … “Out Of My Heart!” 🙄

Take it from Dame, never marry a retarded wallflower demon whore.

Thoughts at 5:55 🤔

Metal Chick

Artwork Piece by Isabella Riley, made forMy nearly completed antology of horror fiction. Pre-order NOW below for elite club goodies! …

(her recent exhibit NOW open to the online public for auction only. PM me for uri.)

https://www.lulu.com/shop/damien-s-riley/o-eerie-s-kutscha-anthology-of-horror-short-stories/ebook/product-57e84jz.html

Thx in advance whores & bitches.

DaME

Larissa ugh. I love you baby.

I knew when you asked me to write that letter of recommendation as your professor and you got into Juliard I know that was the end. Your YouTube stuff is just the cream on top. Best my babe! 💜