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Critically Acclaimed Album, Aunténtico by Damien Riley – Now Available

“She’s just the girl you want, there’s. Chivalry in what I see. That leg 🦵 🍗 turns to me … She don’t want u” -Man in the Middle, Damien Riley

Fuck, it’s all happening at once babe.

My new hit song “Man in the Middle” on my upcoming superalbum (nearly 30 tracks) titled Auténtico. Drops 10/10/2024 my beaches and horrors. Love my bottomless brunette agent, my angel. 😈 Polyamory= 🤙🦵😍👻🍗❤️🫰🥰

Love,

Damien

HEAR YE HEAR YE! email me at once then assume the position bitches and whores! rileycentral@gmail.com Get on the Street Team!?!? 💪😁 Free stuff and access to Damien as YOUR BABE, BABE.

Album featured here on this site prominently (DAme HQ): https://rileyonfilm.com/horror-and-beach-safari-issue-41-autentico/

Fuuuuuck. She is my goddess this minute babe.

YT version, free ALWAYS

🦵🍗 “Plain chivalry in what I see, that leg turns to me. She’s just the girl u want, she don’t want you, you gotta let her go.” FROM, Man In The Middle off the album Auténtico by recording artist, singer, guitarist, time traveler Damien S.Riley
Jason pick my songs up u ratshit fuck. I’ve been waiting. 😡
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dick

https://youtube.com/shorts/URA4zWNYHUc?si=TkNnUgzf6NkOKoki

Ladies, just so you know your Casanova exists. I felt love for the first time in decades and I remember how hard it hits it has to be meant to be, but you want to hit it with me.

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Powerful Moment Now: 222 Pages Viewed And 222 visits at 10:15am RIGHT NOW. why am I blown away. Only people who know the answer to this question can participate, but if you can answer correctly in the comments, I will send you my bipolar professional paperback book which is worth about 25 bucks when it ships to you you’ll get it for free immediately and PDF.

Here’s to NOW at RileyOnFilm.com

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Aunténtico (Damien Riley): The Album 2024

Official Damien Riley HQ RileyOnFilm.com

Street Team: we are set to status “activate/engage”

Share if it makes sense to babe. I’ll love u 4 it 💋💀

This is the official YouTube Playlist for the entire  Album Auténtico (Damien Riley): The Album 2024 by Damien Riley. Updated: 10/07/2024 Love you babe, D 🎸
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Horror And Beach Safari – Issue# 41 – Auténtico

Horny AF on the Lord’s day

Beach And Horror Safari – Issue# 41 😳
Join me and my night Birds in Bali ✌️¡¡¿?!!

✌️❤️😁☠️

https://rileyonfilm.com/auntentico-damien-riley-the-album-2024/
Free on YouTube with Ads or Without on a YT Premium account (I love mine!)

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Low Hanging Fruit

Do I have to?

Before it rots yes. Pick ’em while their ripe or almost ripe. One project at a time babe. Tell me this isn’t insanely smart and right and fucking ingenious in truth?!?! Some days I have to prioritize my low hanging fruit. Get it?

Don’t like me? FUCK off why do you come around here? Shooooo go away shooooo. We’re caring and feeding our inner monster here. You need to get lost. If others if you stay, thanks. This wisdom is not your reward. Being close to me is. You do get a thanks from me energetically though. Automatic, every time you think of me or something here. How was yer day?

Good night receivers.

The Sender