The trouble being single is

I don’t have anybody telling me when it’s time to stop, so I usually don’t until I’m fregin spent. I also pine a lot with no whorehouses around. Don’t call me Mister, like subscribe, follow, etc, and call me Cmr. DAME, yeah just like that. ?? Well do you know a good one?? Ive been asking.

Are whorehouses even real? (Interesting title for a book!! Research 💀)